We Have Panda-Monium in New York's 23rd

Campaign Gets Support from Panda Activists

We are proud to announce that today a clan of panda bears are binding together to encourage the people in New York's 23rd congressional district to support Dede Scozzafava, our "all-time favorite pandering politician," for Congress.

A few months ago Dede attracted Democrats.  Last month Dede got the Republicans.  A few weeks ago she gained the Independence Party.  Tonight she released a two person Conservative coalition.  And tomorrow and in the days ahead Dede will have major backing of all of the panda bears.

Even though Dede Scozzafava has a bit of an identity problem and hasn't put any issues up on her webpage (because she doesn't have any issues - she rises above politics) we still like her for a few reasons.

Primarily we support Dede, because she is a panderer, like us.  Dede is one of the few of em' that can get away with being all things to all people.  For example, she was for the Democratic Party before she was against it, and then she was against the Conservative Party before she was for it.  She can have it both ways and we will support her bipolar positions.

Secondarily, because she and her family doesn't pay taxes, like us.

Third, because she doesn't really care about important issues, like us.

Forth, because she hibernates when the going gets tough, like us.  We are certain that when Doug Hoffman asks to debate her she will run and hide, maybe take a nap.

So long folks.  Thanks for checking us out and please lend your support to our effort.  We are also considering recruiting our close cousins, the black bears of the Adirondack Park.  If you are related to any black bears please send them a note asking for their support.  

Pandas for Dede will also be setting up a Facebook page to encourage other Pandas to join.